DUUDE!
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Loki Loves ME
Loki Loves Me
(Sung to "Jesus Loves Me")
(Sung to "Jesus Loves Me")
Loki loves me this I know,
For last night he told me so.
Little minions march along,
Drive you crazy with this song.
(chorus--sing between each verse)
Yes, Loki loves me
Yes, Loki loves me
Yes, Loki loves me
Last night he told me so
In the circle I did say
Loki send some luck my way
Great big smile all I did see
He said he'd come visit me
Monday morning, I woke up
Found piss in my coffee cup
Dung upon the kitchen floor
Slipped on it right through the door
Tuesday morning I arose
Found matchsticks between my toes
Loki's smile was nice and bright
"Hey there bud, you got a light?"
Wednesday when I went to work
Loki in my office lurked
Heard my secretary scream
"Oh, my GOD that's so obscene!"
Thursday morn, when I was gone
Loki mowed the neighbor's lawn
Even though the job was free
I found out he's sueing me
Friday when my grandma came
I though I would go insane
Found her tied up to my bed
Great big smile and damn near dead!
Saturday I went to lunch
With that same ol' black tie bunch
Loki came with as my guest
Insulted most and f**ked the rest
Sunday morn, a peaceful dawn
I looked around, was Loki gone?
A note upon my kitchen door
Read "Buy more beer, I'll go get Thor!"
Saturday, January 19, 2008
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