I came, I saw, I Wii'ed!

FINALLY!

After searching high and low, I finally got the Wii.


I did it without having to get up at some ungodly hour and waiting in line in freezing temperatures.


I did it without having to BRIBE a Best Buy employee to let me know when it was being shipped or to hide one for me in the stockroom. But it comes with a price. I am no longer mindless, happy, shinny Nintendo fan. I am now a cynical fan of Nintendo.

Xavier V. Gomez

Xavier
Originally uploaded by Moe.

Awwwww

They look so sweet right now, but just you wait.

We are gonna make him an ub3r l33t h4xx0r.

My brother and sister in-law are gonna hate me.

AEMMA

This is a freaking hilarious commercial for AEMMA.

If you were born 500 years too late then this is for you.

Pictures of the n00blet

So here are the first images of the new addition to the Gomez clan.





Xavier Valentino Gomez
Looks like he's gonna be a bruiser and Moma and my brother are doing well.


More later

Meanwhile in the political world

As the saying goes, if a friend of yours votes Republican "Give them a boot in the head".


Paul Wolfowitz Scandal


It is unfortunate that people's attention is centered on other tragedies because vipers like Wolfowitz and his Bushie pay masters count on people being distracted by other things.

OMG! We are multiplying

Well it is official.

My branch of the Gomez clan has officially spawned.

The as so far unnamed n00blet son of my brother was born around 9:30 am, thus cementing the continued growth of the family name.

This is going to be fun as I now get to hear my brothers stories of
perpetual lack of sleep, spit up stories, pee in the face moments and
the never ending stream of dirty diapers.

Only 13 years from open defiance and insurrection.

I so can't wait to fill this kid with complexes and idiosyncrasies.

David Sedaris on Letterman

And people wonder how I got so twisted.

I point and blame Public Broadcasting. Ernie made me do it!

Wii envy

I want a Wii! ><

Since Christmas I have been asking around trying to get one of those hydro cephalic trogs that works at the big electronics stores to let me know when the next shipment of Wii's come in.

Each time I get the same answer.

Me: When is your next Wii shipment?

Trog with finger up his nose: Uhhh, we do not know when the next shipment is coming in.

Me: Is there a way for you to let me know when they do come in?

Trog sniffing his finger: We sorry first come first serve.

Me: So let me get this straight, you do not know when it's coming in and you can not tell me when it comes in and I can not pre-buy it either/

Trog licking finger: uh, yeah.

Now do not get me wrong. I could have gotten it a long time ago. I did not buy it then because I did not want to spend and additional $300.00 American above and beyond the base sticker price.

I mean who does that?

Who is willing to spend that much money on a Wii?

Honestly, If you have nothing better to do with your cash, buy that steaming piece of turd the PS3. Do not continue to allow hardware vendors to prey on your desperation (and or stupidity) and allow them to jack up the price 2X or 3X of what it usually is. Do not buy the bundles systems either, those are a total waste of cash as they stick you with a bunch of titles that you will never play, sell or give away.

I'm going to go play Wow now.

Muwahahahaha! I am evil in a "Good" way

Just something that I did to prove to myself that I am not the norm.

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Yes I am a geek!

So I admit I play World of Warcraft.

*waits for the laughter to subside*

Yes it is true. The reason for my chronic lack of sleep is that I log in 2 or 3 times a week and kill tiny lil' electronic monsters and make fun of pimply faced teenagers for their abilities in mangling the English language.

pwnD u st00p1d n00b!

lol

Well I just found out that Blizzard Entertainment is having the second Blizzcon this August in Anaheim.

Yes I want to go.

Yes I am a geek.

So now I am planning to spend time with other Blizzard game playing dorks and ogle at girls dressed as Blood Elves and make disparaging remarks about the Disney Parks.

/sigh

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Now you can see what I am doing and pester me to no end.

Ain't the Interweb grand!

Wow! went a whole freakin year with out posting

Let me see, what happened during that time.

1. Wife graduated with her Masters Degree
Yipeee!

2. Wife has a lot more financial aid debt.
Jesus freakin Christ! 0.o
I wonder how much I will get for a kidney.

3. I am back in school and on my way to FINALLY getting my degree

4. Work still 5uXX0R5

5. Our dog Odo passed on

6. We got a new cat named Vincent (after Vincent Price)

7. Got a newer to us junker car

Learned to appreciate the little things in life. (yeah right!)